Dinner with Angie and Sharon last night. And how cute. We all match.
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Monday, September 13, 2004
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
TODAY'S FAVORITE QUOTE
Okay, so this is random, in a website full of pics, but I had to have some place to share this stuff...
K : "After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."
G : "That's unbelievable!"
K : "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."
J : "You ran?"
K : "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"
J : "Holy cow!"
K : "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"
G : "How could you do that?"
K: "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"
J : "You're Batman."
K : "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."
J : "You kept making all the stops?"
K : "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
G : "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"
K : "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."
J : "You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
K : "Well, it's a valuable appendage."
- Kramer, George and Jerry, in "The Fire"
K : "After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."
G : "That's unbelievable!"
K : "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."
J : "You ran?"
K : "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"
J : "Holy cow!"
K : "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"
G : "How could you do that?"
K: "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"
J : "You're Batman."
K : "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."
J : "You kept making all the stops?"
K : "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
G : "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"
K : "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."
J : "You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
K : "Well, it's a valuable appendage."
- Kramer, George and Jerry, in "The Fire"
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